W O R D W I L D W E B !

Dumb

Things

People

Say!

These pages constitute what some of my friends call "the book." I collect all sorts of expressions that sound funny if you think about them (and have the same kind of twisted mind I do). Those around me worry that some things that come out of their mouths or their keyboards might be "bookable."

Please read carefully, as some of our menu options have changed.

Accident Reports Advertizemunts Ballestraisms
Blame The Weatherman Church Bulletin Clippings Contrapiccalaries
Educashun English As A Second Language Headlines
Help Desk How Now, Brown Cow? Irish Bulls
Malapropisms Management Mixed Metaphors
Mondegreens Musicians News Items
Oxymora Pat Answers Politics
Product Labels Repetitive Redundancies Résumés
Signs Spoonerisms Sports
Stupid Criminals Typos & Misprints Verbing Of Nouns
etc.

I add to these as things come my way. (E-mails are welcome!)

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