W O R D W I L D W E B !

Dumb

Things

People

Say!

These pages constitute what some of my friends call "the book." I collect all sorts of expressions that sound funny if you think about them (and have the same kind of twisted mind I do). Those around me worry that some things that come out of their mouths might be "bookable."

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Accident Reports Advertizemunts Ballestraisms
Church Bulletin Clippings Contrapiccalaries Educashun
English As A Second Language Headlines Help Desk
How Now, Brown Cow? Irish Bulls Malapropisms
Management Mixed Metaphors Mondegreens
Musicians News Items Oxymora
Pat Answers Politics Product Labels
Repetitive Redundancies Résumés Reversed Terms
Signs Spoonerisms Sports
Stupid Criminals Typos & Misprints Verbing Of Nouns
etc.

I will add to these as things come my way. (E-mails are welcome!)

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Dumb Things People Say
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