Famous Nonexistent Quotes

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"Beam me up, Scotty."
--any character on Star Trek
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
--Sherlock Holmes in any story by A. Conan Doyle
"Judy, Judy, Judy!"
--any character played by Cary Grant
"Me Tarzan, you Jane!"
--Tarzan in any Edgar Rice Burroughs novel
"Money is the root of all evil."
--the Bible
"Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast."
--William Congreve
"Play it again, Sam."
--Humphrey Bogart as Rick in Casablanca
"Spare the rod, spoil the child."
--the Bible
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
--British statesman and philosopher Edmund Burke
"There's a sucker born every minute."
--P.T. Barnum
"Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
--any character played by Mae West
"You dirty rat."
--any character played by Jimmy Cagney
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet."
--Abraham Lincoln

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