Mr. Stark is planning monthly activities for the clothing-optional retreat he operates. See if you can match each notice he will post in the dining hall with the appropriate month. (You can check them off as you go.)
CABIN FEVER PARTY
DURING THIS
RAW WEATHER!
1. January
EXPOSE YOURSELF
TO A FANTASTIC
FIREWORKS SHOW.
2. February
FLOWER POWER!
BECOME A
GARDENING BUFF!
3. March
GIFT EXCHANGE SATURDAY.
YOU MAY BRING YOUR
PRESENTS UNWRAPPED.
4. April
LET LOOSE NOW THAT
SUMMER'S HERE,
BARELY.
5. May
"LUCK OF THE IRISH"
FESTIVAL IN THE
STRIP MALL.
6. June
PARTY TONIGHT.
NO COSTUMES
REQUIRED.
7. July
RAIN DANCE TOMORROW.
COME OUT AND ENJOY
THE SHOWERS.
8. August
SPECIAL DINNER.
ALL THE TURKEY YOU CAN EAT
(WITHOUT DRESSING).
9. September
SWEETHEART
BANQUET.
"COME AS YOU ARE."
10. October
SWIM PARTY FOR
THESE UNSUITABLY
HOT DAYS.
11. November
TO HONOR LABORERS,
WE'RE TAKING OFF
ON A WEEKDAY!
12. December
News FLASH! Someone has cut a hole in the nudist resort's privacy fence. Police are looking into it.

Did I mention that I was dating a nudist last summer? I haven't been seeing as much of her this winter.

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