Running Mates


If Desmond TUTU chose Shania TWAIN as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
TUTU / TWAIN
Keeping the nation on twack.

If Donald TRUMP chose Michael CARD as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
TRUMP / CARD
We got all the tricks.

If Chaka KHAN chose Aimee MANN as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
KHAN / MANN
Politics as usual!

If John CANDY chose Roseanne BARR as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
CANDY / BARR
Sweet on America!

If Natalie MERCHANT chose John Wesley SHIPP as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
MERCHANT / SHIPP
Delivering for America.

If Gregory HOUSE chose Robert PLANT as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
HOUSE / PLANT
Donít just sit there!

If Clint BLACK chose Anna Nicole SMITH as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
BLACK / SMITH
Forging Americaís future.

If Olivier GARDON chose David SPADE as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
GARDON / SPADE
Can you dig it?

If Robert COTTON chose Richard TEE as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
COTTON / TEE
As comfortable as you can get.

If Neil YOUNG chose Pope INNOCENT as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
YOUNG & INNOCENT
Your answer to Old & Corrupt.

If Mr. CLEAN chose John LENNON as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
CLEAN / LENNON
Fresh Ideas, Bright Future.

If Johan ROMAN chose Billie HOLIDAY as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
ROMAN / HOLIDAY
A Fairy-Tale Relationship

If Natalie COLE chose John FURNISS as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
COLE / FURNISS
Make yourself comfortable.

If Vicki CARR chose Minnie DRIVER as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
CARR & DRIVER
On the road to victory.

If Faith HILL chose Frankie VALLI as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
HILL & VALLI
Stability for the ups and downs.

If Donna SUMMER chose Gladys KNIGHT as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
SUMMER / KNIGHT
Tell me more, tell me more . . .

If Joan JETT chose Jack BLACK as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
JETT / BLACK
Leading America out of the darkness.

If Faye WRAY chose Peter GUNN as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
WRAY / GUNN
Zapping our enemies off the planet!

If Johnny CASH chose Jim CARREY as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
CASH & CARREY
A good deal for our country.

If Ethel WATERS chose Bill GATES as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
WATERS / GATES
Bring back the good old days.

If Fletcher CHRISTIAN chose Charlotte CHURCH as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
CHRISTIAN / CHURCH
Theocracy at its best.

If Bob HOPE chose Neil DIAMOND as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
HOPE / DIAMOND
If you carat all, vote for us.

If Lorenzo MUSIC chose Bill MEDLEY as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:
MUSIC / MEDLEY
Tuned in to your future.

If Barbara Helen BERGER chose Carole KING as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:
BERGER / KING
One whopper after another.