Running Mates

If Desmond TUTU chose Shania TWAIN as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

TUTU / TWAIN Keeping the nation on twack.

If Donald TRUMP chose Michael CARD as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

TRUMP / CARD We got all the tricks.

If Chaka KHAN chose Aimee MANN as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

KHAN / MANN Politics as usual!

If John CANDY chose Roseanne BARR as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

CANDY / BARR Sweet on America!

If Natalie MERCHANT chose John Wesley SHIPP as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

MERCHANT / SHIPP Delivering for America.

If Gregory HOUSE chose Robert PLANT as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

HOUSE / PLANT Don’t just sit there!

If Clint BLACK chose Anna Nicole SMITH as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

BLACK / SMITH Forging America’s future.

If Olivier GARDON chose David SPADE as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

GARDON / SPADE Can you dig it?

If Robert COTTON chose Richard TEE as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

COTTON / TEE As comfortable as you can get.

If Neil YOUNG chose Pope INNOCENT as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

YOUNG & INNOCENT Your answer to Old & Corrupt.

If Mr. CLEAN chose John LENNON as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

CLEAN / LENNON Fresh Ideas, Bright Future.

If Johan ROMAN chose Billie HOLIDAY as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

ROMAN / HOLIDAY A Fairy-Tale Relationship

If Natalie COLE chose John FURNISS as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

COLE / FURNISS Make yourself comfortable.

If Vicki CARR chose Minnie DRIVER as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

CARR & DRIVER On the road to victory.

If Faith HILL chose Frankie VALLI as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

HILL & VALLI Stability for the ups and downs.

If Donna SUMMER chose Gladys KNIGHT as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

SUMMER / KNIGHT Tell me more, tell me more . . .

If Joan JETT chose Jack BLACK as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

JETT / BLACK Leading America out of the darkness.

If Faye WRAY chose Peter GUNN as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

WRAY / GUNN Zapping our enemies off the planet!

If Johnny CASH chose Jim CARREY as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

CASH & CARREY A good deal for our country.

If Ethel WATERS chose Bill GATES as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

WATERS / GATES Bring back the good old days.

If Fletcher CHRISTIAN chose Charlotte CHURCH as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

CHRISTIAN / CHURCH Theocracy at its best.

If Bob HOPE chose Neil DIAMOND as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

HOPE / DIAMOND If you carat all, vote for us.

If Lorenzo MUSIC chose Bill MEDLEY as his running mate, we might hear this slogan:

MUSIC / MEDLEY Tuned in to your future.

If Barbara Helen BERGER chose Carole KING as her running mate, we might hear this slogan:

BERGER / KING One whopper after another.