If you were to dial any of the numbers in these phony book excerpts, you probably would not reach the artist listed. However, each of these lists contain one actual performer-name/song-title pair. See if you can identify them. If you want any hints, try my toll-free hot line at 1-800-NO-HELP.
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Todd Art & Nancy.............722-6567 Todd Nick....................940-4649 Tutone Tommy.................867-5309 Toney Oscar..................649-5849 Torme Mel....................293-7422 Torok Mitchell...............532-4186 Townsend Ed..................470-8688 Townshend Peter..............907-8616 Travolta John................641-3103 |
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Spiral Starecase.............447-4119 Spirit.......................511-3086 Spokesman....................318-4410 Springfields.................901-4003 Spyro Gyra...................728-5001 Squeeze......................853-5937 Stacey Q.....................893-8181 Stallion.....................877-4237 Stampeders...................451-2050 Standells....................815-6116 |
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Peterson Ray.................964-6475 Petty Tom....................734-1531 Phillips Esther..............425-8286 Phillips John................281-2111 Phillips Phil................462-4624 Photoglo Jim.................937-6014 Pickett Bobby................265-3116 Pickett Wilson...............634-5789 Pierce Webb..................522-2168 Pitney Gene..................353-8980 |
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Midler Bette..........CHadwick 9-1000 Miles Garry..........PEnsadore 4-3344 Miles John...........STephanie 8-6969 Miller Chuck...........WHatzit 4-1223 Miller Glenn......PEnnsylvania 6-5000 Miller Jody..........DAvenport 3-2108 Miller Mitch............WAlker 1-5202 Miller Ned.........COntinental 2-2212 Miller Roger............HEaven 7-7077 Miller Steve..........LOnghorn 5-4320 |
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Mar-Keys................UPtown 3-8575 Marmalade...............LIvely 1-2344 Martika.................CHerry 3-2877 Marvelettes..........BEechwood 4-5789 Marvelows............HOllywood 8-2114 Mary Jane Girls.......FLushing 1-1001 Maskmakhon.............OAklawn 7-7319 McCoys................KLondike 5-4321 McFadden & Whitehead..WOodland 4-9889 McGuire Sisters........ROmance 2-1999 |
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Bellamy Brothers.............7007-215 Bell Biv Devoe...............1010-377 Belle Starr..................9009-797 Bell Notes...................2020-446 Bells........................7007-227 Belmonts.....................4040-553 Berlin.......................3003-691 B-52's.......................6060-842 Big Country..................5005-101 Bingo Boys...................8080-657 |