| Booker T. | = | scientist & author of "Up From Slavery" |
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| Cinderella | = | fairy tale stepdaughter |
| Crazy Horse | = | vanquisher of George Custer |
| Davy Jones | = | spirit of the sea |
| Dead Kennedys | = | president & also-ran |
| Duran Duran | = | villian in "Barbarella" |
| Edward Bear | = | "Winnie The Pooh" character |
| Engelbert Humperdinck | = | German romantic composer |
| Gladstone | = | British statesman |
| Jethro Tull | = | agronomist who popularized crop rotation |
| King Cole | = | Mother Goose character |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | = | phys ed teacher in Jacksonville |
| Madonna | = | Virgin Mary in art |
| Marc Anthony | = | Roman general & companion of Cleo |
| Marilyn Manson | = | sex symbol & serial slayer |
| Paul Revere | = | Revolutionary War hero |
| Rembrandts | = | Dutch master & namesakes |
| Rufus | = | son of Christ's cross bearer |
| Sister Hazel | = | missionary to the homeless |
| Starbuck | = | rainmaker |
| T'Pau | = | Vulcan princess |
| Tesla | = | electrical engineer & inventor |
| Thompson Twins | = | detectives Dupond & Dupont |
| Tiny Tim | = | "Christmas Carol" character |
| Tom Jones | = | bawdy literature character |
| Toto | = | Dorothy's dog |
| Uriah Heep | = | "David Copperfield" character |