I was in a work group known as the "Solution Center." They decided to change the spelling to "Solution Centre," thinking that would make us more global. I decided we ought to be as consistent as possible, so I encourged my coworkers to adopt other changes. . . .
NOTE: For a more authoritative source, not to mention more extensive--oops, I mentioned it--you should look into The Septic's Companion: A British Slang Dictionary. It was written by a Scotsman living in America. You won't find out what a "septic" is on this page; you need to see the book!
SPELL THIS . . . | LIKE THIS . . . | |
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acknowledgment | => | acknowledgement |
aluminum | => | aluminium (al-yoo-MIN-ee-um) |
analyze | => | analyse |
artifact | => | artefact |
apologize | => | apologise |
behavior | => | behaviour |
capitalize | => | capitalise (kuh-PIT-uh-lize) |
center | => | centre |
candor | => | candour |
catalog | => | catalogue |
clue | => | clew |
color | => | colour |
defense | => | defence |
dependent independent | => | dependant independant |
diarrhea | => | diarrhoea |
dispatch | => | despatch |
favor favorite | => | favour favourite |
fiber | => | fibre |
harbor | => | harbour |
honor | => | honour |
humor | => | humour |
inquire inquiry | => | enquire enquiry |
jail | => | gaol |
Jeffrey | => | Geoffrey |
jeweler | => | jeweller |
judgment | => | judgement |
labor | => | labour |
maneuver | => | manoeuvre |
minimize | => | minimise |
neighbor | => | neighbour |
odor | => | odour |
organize organization | => | organise organisation |
plow | => | plough |
prize | => | prise |
program | => | programme |
pajamas | => | pyjamas |
realize | => | realise |
recognize | => | recognise |
rumor | => | rumour |
savior | => | saviour |
specialize | => | specialise |
standardize | => | standardise |
tire | => | tyre |
traveled traveling | => | travelled travelling |
PRONOUNCE THIS . . . | LIKE THIS . . . | |
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again | => | uh-GAIN |
been | => | BEAN |
Bethlehem | => | BED-lum |
Buckingham | => | BUCK-num |
controversy | => | cun-TRAH-ver-see |
debris | => | DEB-ree |
decal | => | DECK-uhl |
distributor | => | Diss-truh-BYOO-tur |
draw drawing | => | DROR DROR-ing |
figure | => | FIG-grr |
film | => | FILL-um |
formidable | => | for-MIDD-uh-bull |
garage | => | GAIR-uhj |
helicopter | => | HELL-ee-cop-tur |
hurricane | => | HUR-uh-cun |
idea | => | eye-DEER |
invalid | => | IN-vuh-Leed |
jaguar | => | JAG-yuh-wer |
laboratory | => | luh-BOAR-uh-tree |
lieutenant | => | lef-TENN-unt |
manatory | => | MAN-duh-tree |
methane | => | MEE-thain |
migratory | => | my-GRAIT-uh-ree |
military | => | MILL-uh-tree |
missile | => | MIS-syle |
mobile phone | => | MOH-byle Foan |
pentagon | => | PEN-tuh-g'n |
potato | => | puh-TAH-toh |
predecessor | => | PREE-duh-Sess-er |
privacy | => | PRIH-vuh-see |
process | => | PROH-sess |
progress | => | PROH-gress |
project (n.) | => | PROH-jekt |
resource | => | ruh-ZOARCE |
rigor mortis | => | RYE-gur MOR-tis |
router | => | ROOT-er |
schedule | => | SHED-jool |
simultaneous | => | sihm-uhl-TAIN-ee-uss |
situation | => | sitch-ee-AY-shun |
status | => | STAY-tus |
tomato | => | tuh-MAH-toh |
INSTEAD OF THIS . . . | SAY THIS . . . | |
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advice columnist | => | agony aunt |
among | => | amongst |
apartment | => | flat |
around (as in "go around," etc.) | => | round |
attorney or lawyer | => | barrister (higher court)
solicitor (lower court) |
baby buggy | => | pram |
billfold | => | notecase |
billion trillion quadrillion etc. | => | milliard billion trillion etc. |
bold (attitude) | => | cheeky |
bottom (anatomy) | => | bum |
brunch | => | elevenses |
built-in | => | inbuilt |
can (food storage) | => | tin |
candy | => | lollies |
carnival | => | fun fair |
Checkers (game) | => | Drafts |
chewing gum | => | chewy |
close to eight o'clock | => | close on eight o'clock |
cigarette | => | fag |
civilian life | => | civvy street |
cookie | => | biscuit |
couch / sofa / davenport | => | chesterfield |
crazy | => | dilapidated |
dessert (in general) | => | pudding |
diaper | => | nappy |
divided highway | => | dual carriageway |
dreamed | => | dreamt |
eighth note 16th note 32nd note 64th note | => | quaver semiquaver demisemiquaver hemidemisemiquaver |
eight-thirty | => | half-eight |
elevator | => | lift |
envision | => | envisage |
eraser (pencil) | => | rubber |
especially | => | specially |
flashlight | => | torch |
forgo this | => | give this a miss |
friend | => | mate |
french fries | => | chips |
garbage | => | rubbish |
garbage can garbage man | => | dustbin dustman |
garter belt | => | suspenders |
gasoline | => | petrol |
ground (electrical systems) | => | earth |
guy | => | bloke |
half step (music) | => | semitone |
hang up (the phone) | => | ring off |
headcheese | => | brawn |
hemorrhoids | => | piles |
high gear (of a vehicle) | => | top gear |
highway | => | motorway or carriageway |
hit (a computer key) | => | tap |
hood (of a vehicle) | => | bonnet |
I'd rather not . . . | => | I don't say but what I hadn't rather . . . |
idiot | => | muppet |
in the hospital | => | in hospital |
intersection (city street) | => | junction |
it has to do with . . . | => | it is to do with . . . |
January 1, 2000 (etc) | => | 1st January, 2000 (etc) |
learned | => | learnt |
line | => | queue |
low gear or first gear (of a vehicle) | => | bottom gear |
mail route | => | posty route |
memo | => | chit |
minute | => | click |
moment | => | crack |
mom or mother | => | mum |
morning | => | forenoon |
motorcycle | => | motorbike |
nerd | => | swot |
outfit (clothing) | => | costume |
pharmacist | => | chemist |
potato chips | => | crisps |
pry | => | prise |
pruning shears | => | secateurs |
railroad | => | railway |
residential area | => | housing estate |
restroom or bathroom | => | loo |
right away | => | straightaway |
run (in a stocking) | => | ladder |
sedan | => | saloon |
sausage | => | banger |
shopping cart | => | trolley |
slash (punctuation mark) | => | stroke |
slowdown (n. meaning traffic jam) | => | go-slow |
smelled | => | smelt |
sneakers | => | plimsolls |
soccer | => | football |
so-so | => | quite good |
Solitaire (card game) | => | Patience |
spa | => | hydro |
specialty | => | speciality |
spelled | => | spelt |
spoiled | => | spoilt |
subway | => | tube |
summon | => | knock up |
suspenders | => | braces |
sweater | => | jumper |
take-out | => | take-away |
television or TV | => | telly |
That takes the cake! | => | That takes the biscuit! |
The group is . . . | => | The group are . . . |
The line is busy. | => | The line is engaged. |
ticktacktoe | => | noughts and crosses |
tidbit | => | titbit |
tired | => | knackered |
traffic circle | => | roundabout |
trash | => | rubbish |
truck | => | lorry |
trunk (of a vehicle) | => | boot |
try it | => | give it a go |
tuna | => | tunny |
turn around | => | turn round |
umbrella | => | brolly |
underpants (men's) | => | pants |
underpants (women's) | => | knickers |
undershirt | => | singlet |
underwear | => | smalls |
vacation | => | holiday |
wallet | => | notecase |
wake someone up | => | knock someone up |
week from tomorrow | => | tomorrow week |
while | => | whilst |
windshield | => | windscreen |
wrench | => | spanner |
yard | => | garden |
You're putting me on! | => | You're getting me on! |
Z | => | zed |
zipper | => | zip fastener |
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