The Alaska Panhandle
It would crumble if you picked it up!
The Florida Panhandle
Too hard to hold onto!
The Idaho Panhandle
Oh sure, it sticks straight up!
The Maryland Panhandle
If a fly landed on it, it would break!
The Nebraska Panhandle
Too short, too fat!
The Texas Panhandle
Ditto Idaho, ditto Nebraska!
The Utah Panhandle
Ditto Texas!
The West Virginia Panhandles
You're kidding, right?
The Oklahoma Panhandle
Now that's a panhandle!