Montana has a few state employees who fix the roads and several state employees who make up North Dakota jokes.


Q: Waddyou call an good-looking, intelligent man in North Dakota?

A: A tourist!

Note to any Nord Dakotans who might be reading this: Please do not take offense. I am not a Montana state employee. Nord Dakota is one of my favorite states. And during the years I lived there, there was at least one good-looking, intelligent man! *