Caller: How do I print my voice mail?

Caller: Could I please have the number of "Theatre Arts"?
Operator: Sorry, but there's nobody listed by the name of "Theodore Arts."
Caller: It's not a person. It's a publication. I want "Theatre Arts."
Operator: I told you, we have no listing for "Theodore Arts."
Caller: The word is "Theatre." T-H-E-A-T-R-E
Operator: That is not the way to spell "Theodore!"