Travel Industry IAQ

(infrequently asked questions)

Actual Questions Asked Of Tourism Officials in Minnesota . . .

. . . And Elsewhere

Actual Questions Asked Of Travel Agents

Actual Statement Made To Travel Agent

Actual Questions Asked Of Cruise Ship Crew Members
Asked by a passenger staggering back and forth toward a crew member:
Is the ship moving yet?
Asked of the guy who goes around taking people's pictures and selling them later:
If the pictures aren't marked, how do we know which ones are ours?
Asked while out at sea:
Do all the waiters sleep on the ship?
Guest, to purser:   Is the pool salt water or fresh water?
Purser, to guest:   Salt water.
Guest, to spouse:   See, that's why it's so rough!

Actual Questions Asked Of Tour Guides