Here are quotes from other student papers:

  1. A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
  2. A Home is where you live with your loved ones, and a House is a big mansion on a hill with plenty of trouble.
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  3. A martyr is a pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
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  4. A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.
  5. An evangelist is one who brings the gossip.
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  6. An octopus is a person who hopes for the best.
  7. Chopin was the king of Japan.
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  8. God's Own Country is Heaven.
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  9. Possession by spirits means feeling like the devil.
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  10. Robinson Caruso was a great singer who lived on an island.
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  11. The "last supper" is the sacrament administered to a dying Catholic.
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