A bird in the hand . . .	is a real mess.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with . . .	a blister.
A miss is as good as a . . .	Mr.
A penny saved is . . .	not much.
A penny saved is . . .	nothing in the real world.
A rolling stone . . .	plays the guitar.
An idle mind is . . .	the best way to relax.
As you make your bed, so shall you . . .	mess it up.
Better to be safe than . . .	punch a fifth grader.
Better to light a candle than to . . .	light an explosive.
Better to light a candle than to . . .	waste electricity.
Children should be seen and not . . .	spanked or grounded.
Don't bite the hand that . . .	looks dirty.
Don't count your chickens . . .	it takes too long.
Early to bad and early to rise . . .	is first in the bathroom.
Happy the bride who . . .	gets all the presents.
I think, therefore . . .	I get a headache.
If at first you don't succeed, . . .	get new batteries.
If you can't stand the heat . . .	don't start the fireplace.
If you can't stand the heat . . .	go swimming.
If you lie die with dogs, you'll . . .	stink in the morning.
It's always darkest just before . . .	9:30 p.m.
It's always darkest just before . . .	I open my eyes.
It's always darkest just before . . .	daylight savings time.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; cry, and . . .	someone yells "Shut up!"
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; cry, and . . .	you have to blow your nose.
Love all, trust . . .	me.
Never put off until tomorrow what you . . .	put on to go to bed.
Never put off until tomorrow what you . . .	should have done yesterday.
Never underestimate the power of . . .	termites.
No news is . . .	no newspaper.
No news is . . .	impossible.
None are so blind as . . .	Helen Keller.
Strike while the . . .	bug is close.
The grass is always greener . . .	when you leave the sprinkler on.
The grass is always greener . . .	when you put manure on it.
The grass is always greener . . .	when you remember to water it.
The pen is mightier than . . .	the pigs.
The squeaky wheel gets . . .	annoying.
There is nothing new under . . .	the bed.
To err is human . . .	To eat a muskrat is not.
Two's company; three's . . .	the musketeers.
We have nothing to fear but . . .	homework.
We have nothing to fear but . . .	our principal.
When the blind leadeth the blind . . .	get out of the way.
Where there's smoke, there's . . .	pollution.
You can lead a horse to water, but . . .	how?
You can't teach an old dog new . . .	math.
You get out of something what you . . .	see pictured on the box.