• A senator is half horse and half man.
• A soviet is a cloth used by waiters in hotels.
• Al Capone is the senator from California.
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• Another well-known Greek god was Appolinaris.
• Before a man could become a monk he had to have his tonsils cut.
• Buddha is worshipped chiefly in Buddha Pest.
• Catherine The Great's husband was hung by her supporters.
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• Celibacy is the crime a priest commits when he marries.
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• Celibacy was a unit of land in the Mohammedan system.
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• Christianity was introduced into Britain by the Romans in 55 B.C.
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• Don Juan is a town in the West Indies.
• Georgia was founded by people who had been executed.
• Germany is an industrial country because the poor have nothing to do so they make lots and lots of factories.
• Gorilla warfare means when the sides get up to monkey tricks.
• In Athens there is a temple called the Pancreas.
• In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.
• "Laissez-faire" meant "let the farmers pay the taxes."
• Louis XVI was gelatined during the French Revolution.
• Mexico was conquered by Kotex.
• Monasteries were places where monsters were kept.
• Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
• Mussolini is a sort of material used for ladies' stockings.
• Napoleon disperssed the rioters with a whiff of grapefruit.
• Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.
• One mineral found in Canada is conundrum.
• Polonius was a mythical sausage.
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• Revolution is a form of government abroad.
• Rome was overthrown by invasions of the Huns, Visigoths, and Osteopaths.
• The apartheid was small, but he enjoyed playing it.
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• The catacombs were where the early Christians lived when they were put to death by Nero.
• The cause of the great Schism was that the Pope had his head in Rome and his seat in Avignon.
• The chief animals of Australia are the kangaroo, larkspur, boomerang, and peddadillo.
• The crusadors were cross people.
• The edict of Nantes was a law passed by Louis XIV forbidding all births, marriages, and deaths in France for a period of one year.
• The Duphin was a rare fish that used to inhabit the Artic Circle in the middle ages.
• The feudal system was that if one man killed another, the man in the family of the murdered could kill the murderers.
• The French Revolution was caused by overcharging taxies.
• The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
• The government of Athens was a democracy. In Sparta it was an allegory.
• The Indian squabs carried porpoises on their backs.
• The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
• The law of gravity was enacted by the British parliament.
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• The papal bull was a mad bull kept by the Pope in the inquisition to trample on Protestants.
• The papal bull was really a cow that was kept at the Vatican to supply milk for the Pope's children.
• The people of Japan ride around in jigsaws.
• The Persians outnumbered the Greeks because they had more men.
• The plains of Siberia are roamed over by the lynx and larynx.
• The Pope declared Luther's writings to be hereditary.
• The principal exports of Sweden are hired girls.
• The result of the Reformation was that the people could choose either to be Catholics or Pugilists.
• Those who did not accept the Christian faith were hereditary.
• When we cross the Hudson River we come to the United States.

Q: What is the difference between the constitution of the year three and the constitution of the year eight?
A: five years

Q: What people live in the Po Valley?
A: Po people

Q: What was the age of Pericles?
A: I'm not sure, but I reckon he was about forty.

Q: Where is Alaska?
A: Alaska is not in Canada.

Q: Where is the greater part of Europe?
A: In New York.