Blame The Weatherman

• Our forecast is calling for . . .
• We're going to keep the winds in the east.
• I think we'll take it back into the 90s.
• We'll keep it cloudy for Saturday.
• We've got cloudy skies out there for you this morning.
• I keep showers and drizzle around until midnight.
• We're going to crank out some very gusty wind.
• About midafternoon we'll bring in those showers.
• We're going to heat it up . . .
• We'll have southwest winds for you.
• We're going to keep the highs below average this morning.
• I've upped the snowfall accumulation totals.
• We'll build in a little bit of instability.
• We'll warm things up a bit for you.
• Tonight we'll keep it pretty quiet.
• We will increase the chance of rain tomorrow.
• We finally dry it out on Sunday.
• And then a little later on, we'll bring in that cold front.
• We're going to throw some wind into the mix as well.
• We'll ease it back down to 99 degrees on Saturday.
• We finally got the storms to calm down around 3:00 A.M.
• We're going to turn up the heat around here the next few days.
• We'll keep the highs below ninety.
• . . . as we crank up the wind.
• We’ll send a couple of hurricanes your way on Thursday.
• We have clear skies out there for you this morning.
• We'll take you up to ninety degrees on Saturday.
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Amy Grant and Gary Chapman made it worse when they wrote this lyric:
Come on, weatherman, give us a forecast snowy white. Can't you hear the prayers of every childlike heart tonight?
Now they having us praying to the weatherman!