Are you sick of candidates that stink
Is Gore a bore? Is Bush a fink?
Does Nader make you want to ralph?
Do you wish each one would shut his mouth?

Allow me then to introduce
An end to this political ruse
He looks like Zeus and rhymes like Seuss
A candidate sure to seduce

He stands for freedom, you control
Your moral stance and money roll
The well-known libertarian
For president, vote Jonathan!

Come on and follow this parade
Join Jonathan and dog, Sinead
It's bound to be a vote well spent
Jonathan for President!