It would crumble if you picked it up!
Too hard to hold onto!
Oh sure, it sticks straight up!
If a fly landed on it, it would break!
Too short, too fat!
Ditto Idaho, ditto Nebraska!
Ditto Texas!
You're kidding, right?
Now that's a panhandle!
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The Alaska Panhandle It would crumble if you picked it up! |
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The Florida Panhandle Too hard to hold onto! |
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The Idaho Panhandle Oh sure, it sticks straight up! |
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The Maryland Panhandle If a fly landed on it, it would break! |
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The Nebraska Panhandle Too short, too fat! |
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The Texas Panhandle Ditto Idaho, ditto Nebraska! |
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The Utah Panhandle Ditto Texas! |
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The West Virginia Panhandles You're kidding, right? |
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The Oklahoma Panhandle Now that's a panhandle! |