An American man preaching to an Italian audience in their language tried to quote Jesus' statement "how often I have longed to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her chicks under her wings." What a difference a syllable makes. His hen was gathering "fleas" under her wings!
John 3:30 | He must become greater; I must become less. | He must become greater, but I have to go to the bathroom. |
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Romans 1:17 | The righteous shall live by faith. | The righteous will keep having babies forever because of their faith |
Romans 8:23 | He who did not spare his own Son but gave him up for us all--how will he not also, along with him graciously give us all things? | If he didn't even spare his own Son from death, what in the world is he going to do to us? |
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